secretagentcarrot: onlylolgifs: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. Pray for those who have to learn English as a second language amen
When someone you don't like is absent.
discodick: amorfelis: galaxyexpressthreenine: why is tumblr so active it’s almost 1 a.m. It’s a backwards species of people I like to call ‘The Australians’
missturdle: moveslikekorra: in a parallel universe, zuko must capture his honor to restore the avatar #i feel like in a weird way that’s kind of…what happened?
me: ur sitting in my seat
kid: i don't see ur name on it
me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
deerpong: there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling I agree then you feel like I can control something in my life and im going to get organized, then….. //
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
mel-anie99: The moments of preparation before you sing your favorite part of a song.
before-series-three: there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”,...
do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
propertyofroonilwazlib: quiescense: guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune… Pluto can suck a dick This is so interesting. Jupiter and Saturn look fucking scary I am more interested in the OP’s hostility toward Pluto
momo-the-homo: : brondage: cute boys everywhere except for inside me :)
There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries...– Unknown (via perfect)
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trustmeimitalian: I never understood why these were childerns toys, they are creepy.
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE