“please let me in the house dad i am scare”
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Excuse me while i die of laughter
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there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
I agree then you feel like I can control something in my life and im going to get organized, then…..
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that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
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The moments of preparation before you sing your favorite part of a song.
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there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
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do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy
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Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
Pluto can suck a dick
This is so interesting. Jupiter and Saturn look fucking scary
I am more interested in the OP’s hostility toward Pluto
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